I’ve gotten several emails a day for the past few days from Jennifer. Like is she my new best friend or something?
It looks like she wants to be!
She wants to send me referrals. She wants to make me the Numero Uno agent in Columbia Heights County in the District of Columbia.
She wants to help me to climb that ladder of success!
But wait! DC has no counties! And there is no Columbia Heights County in Maryland or Virginia either!
But if I do not act PRONTO, I will lose out to one of a bunch of other agents – they actually listed names and I’ve never heard of any of these folks. Of course, I’ve never heard of Columbia Heights County either.
So, Jen! I have no idea what your deal is. What do you charge for the leads? How does it work? And you know what, even if I did have to buy leads, and I don’t, why would I respond to someone who knows so little about my market that they actually think there are counties in our nation’s Capitol!
And are the buyers and sellers who sign up for your services, all allegedly pre-qualified, dumb enough to not pick up on these silly little details?
Get you act together, girl!

Patricia,
Sounds like Schemo Schemera!!! Thanks, Fran
Chuck, so she's not even that nice!
Nancy, I'm going to start a list where I'll send these people all of the chain letters I get! That way, I will have continued good luck and will not have to consider using her referral system.
Fran, yes, it probably is! Never figured out how they could get people sucked into these things.
Gregory, you are very funny! My all time favorite is www.hungryagents.com! I write about them in my book.
Cindy, yeah, sure I'll be working with Jen as soon as I find Columbia Heights County!
Kevin, I don't think even the cabbies have this one yet!
And Sharon, are these guys covered by the Do Not Call rules? It seem like they should be.
Dear Patricia,
This is Jennifer from Real Estate Client Referrals. I am so sorry to have bothered you. I work really hard at my job and I know that our system isn't 100% perfect sometimes. I know there are no counties in DC. Columbia Heights is actually a neighborhood area there. Real Estate agents are actually the ones who suggest these places, so since you work in DC I'm sure you have probably heard of it.
I really do want to help other agents. Our company is the farthest thing from being a scam. In fact, Amanda King, the Century 21 International Realtor of the Year, has made over $5 million dollars in sales thanks to the referrals we've given her.
I'd be happy to tell you more about how our program works if you're interested. You can just call 1-800-977-7058 and ask us any questions you may have.
Again, I'm sorry to have bothered you and so sorry for the mistake. I will let my manager know about it right away.
Best to you,
Jennifer,
Real Estate Client Referrals