Gary does it again! This may be the funniest post I've ever seen here. Read it and make sure you are not drinking anything, or you will spit it all over your computer screen.
New Dog Breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transporting
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alot
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog with CIA agents
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Very cute! I spent about 3 hours today acting like a dog trainer with the sellers' 3 dogs and the buyers' 2 dogs during the home inspection!
This is good, Patricia! Thanks for re-posting it and giving us the opportunity to view it.
Very Cute. But no matter what, "Dogs Is Good!"
I want a newfound asset hound!
Cute - I love dogs and cats.
Pat...too funny... I wonder if some of these people actually read that.. :)
I love this... my favorite is Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Pat - what a howl (sorry). Made me laugh out loud. Gary is always an entertaining read. I missed his post for some reason. Love the photo of the pooch, don't you (springer spaniel?)?
Jeff
Hi Pat... Gary never ceases to amaze me! What a gem of a blogger he is!
Now those are quite the sad eyes. It is hard to say no to that.
Too funny. I might have to get me a Derriere. Should make sitting here Playing in the Rain a lot easier.
I like the Heinz 57 variety dogs the best..character, not from a mall puppy factory. Great funny post Pat! Trick or treat and happy halloween.
Hi Pat, thanks for the re-blog over here. I know you have, what is it Willie, the Labradoodle?? You and I are both BIG dog lovers although for me right now, I am "between" dogs. Used to do a lot of fostering of dogs at the house too until they could find good homes.
Hi Pat,
This was a great read. I wish I could come up with this stuff...Thanks for the repost!